Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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