is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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