why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
i am craving dick and cupcakes
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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