We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
It's rum buckets o'clock
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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