I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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