Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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