He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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