I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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