id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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