I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Randomize
