i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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