Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
