The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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