absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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