It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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