do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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