I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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