found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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