I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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