areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
is that a dick in a sweater?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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