You just made me feel so damn special
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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