she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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