We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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