my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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