Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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