I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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