Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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