I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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