Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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