its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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