so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i just had sex bonerless
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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