How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
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Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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