yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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