don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
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