heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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