Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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