How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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