I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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