I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
one might say we're banned from that church
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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