Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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