he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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