wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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