what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Randomize
