Can Purell be used as lube?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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