i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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