You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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