I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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