Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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