So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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