Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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