dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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