In the future we'll all be gay
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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