new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wish i was in the wii world.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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