I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Enjoy the penises
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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